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PostSubject: Joke Lang Po ;)   Joke Lang Po ;) EmptySat Apr 25, 2009 8:48 pm
Zodiac Sign
May magkasintahan nagsa-star gazing:
BF : Luv, anong zodiac sign mo?
GF : Zodiac sign? Ano yon?
BF : Yung Horoscope mo. Gaya ko, sa 'kin Cancer.
GF : Ah, ganun? Sa 'kin Almoranas!Joke Lang Po ;) W

Ahit Nalang
May mama sa barber shop...
Mama:Magkano gupit?
Barbero: P50 po
Mama:magkano ahit?
Barbero: P25 po
Mama:Sige ahitan mo buhok ko! Joke Lang Po ;) M

Sa Hell
Merong 2 lalake at 1 babae pupunta hell...
satanas:ikaw! ano ang kasalanan mo?
lalake1:nagnakaw ho!
satanas:sige diretso sa impyerno!ikaw nmn ano nagawa mo?
lalake2:nangrape po
satanas:sige diretso karin sa impyerno!at ikaw babae ano ang kasalanan mo?
babae:GRO po
satanas sige diretso ka sa kwarto ko!


Mamatay ka na
Isang gabi naglalakad ang magkaibigang Juan at Pedro:
Juan: Pare ihi muna ko sandali!!
Pedro: Sige pare, hintayin na lang kita dito!
Juan: Aray!!!
Pedro: Bakit?
Juan: Nakagat ako na ahas!
Pedro: Saan?
Juan: Sa anu ko!
Pedro: Ha!!! Anu gagawin koh?
Juan: Pumunta ka ng hospital, humungi ka ng lunas!!
(At pumunta nga c Pedro sa hospital)
Pedro: Doc yung kaibigan ko nakagat ng ahas, anu po ba ang gagawin ko?
Doc: Madali lang yan! Sipisipin mu ung nakagat tapos idura mu ung dugo.
(At bumalik si Pedro kay Juan)
Juan: Anu sabi ng doktor?
Pedro: Ikinalulungkot ko Juan, mamamatay ka na!!!!

Boxing
Referee: for the last fight from the barangay matahimik bugbugan
streetwearing blue boxer "juan pablo!!" and from the other side wearing
noboxer the dark figter"pablo juan"
are yu ridi tu rambul!!!!
Juan Pablo(duling): ay ref!! di naman tama yan dalwa dalwa kalaban ko
Pablo Juan(bulag): takot ka na sakin.... pag nakita tatamaan ka sakin wag kang mag tago mag pakita ka...

Away
Nag aaway ang mag asawa:

Girl: Ang kapal ng mukha mo!
Boy: Ang kapal mo din!
Girl: Punyeta ka!
Boy: Punyeta ka rin!
Girl: Putang ina mo!
Boy: Putang ina mo rin!
Girl: Hayop ka SUPOT!!
Boy: Sorry na Honey.. Wag ka naman masyadong maingay bka marinig ng kapitbahay..

Talino
Anak:Tay san ko po ba nakuha ang talino ko?
Tatay:Sa nanay mo kasi ang talino ko nasakin pa!


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kung maaari po sana ay ako lang ang magpost ng jokes dito.
uupdate ko po ito araw araw.
maraming salamat po:roll:
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Lang Po ;)   Joke Lang Po ;) EmptySat Apr 25, 2009 10:10 pm
juskoo. andame kong tawa dito. lmao lol. this made my night. a + reputation for you admin. bigtime. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Lang Po ;)   Joke Lang Po ;) EmptySat Apr 25, 2009 11:33 pm
tahahhaha...Smile napatwa mo ko ayen ahehehhehe..bka sa panaginip ko madala ko iyan ahahhaha
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Lang Po ;)   Joke Lang Po ;) EmptyTue Apr 28, 2009 12:08 pm
corny itay ayen!!
haahha piz.. bleh..
haaaaauupp a!! ung tungkol naman xah hayop aahah
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Lang Po ;)   Joke Lang Po ;) EmptySat May 02, 2009 12:32 am
jej npatwa aq dun ah jeje Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Lang Po ;)   Joke Lang Po ;) EmptyThu Feb 25, 2010 11:35 am
lmao

hahaha


nice one kuya admin

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